Nice people

Nice people

Nice people,
Have family style homes, a ranch, a loft, a mediocre mansion,
Nice people,
Live in the suburbs, with white picket fences, and lush green yards,
Nice people,
Play golf, not cause they want to but because they have to,

For work,

Nice people,
Have 2.5 kids, the mothers stay home and fathers wear neckties to work,
Nice people,
Give money to charities, instead of their time,
Nice people,
Don’t curse, cause they don’t fuckin need to,
Nice people,
Take family vacations down to the shore,
Nice people,
Celebrate holi-days with their families,

New years- DAY, Easter Sun-DAY, thanksgiving- DAY, Independence -DAY, Halloween -NIGHT, Fathers -DAY, Mothers- DAY, flag -DAY, Christmas- DAY,

And if their Canadian,

Boxing- DAY,

Nice people,
Have the answers, to questions no ones asked,
Nice people,
Don’t kill other people; they just pay other people to kill other people,
Nice people,
Aren’t racists, but there REALLY ,REALLY glad their neighbors look like them,
Nice people,
Are accepting, as long as they don’t have to directly accept it,
Nice people,
Smile, even when they take a jab at you,
Nice people,
Don’t fight, mostly cause they don’t need to, they have the police to protect them,
Nice people,
Shop, Cause shopping is an American past time.

Nice people,
Are just that, freaking nice,
Their just so peachy freakin keen,
But even peaches are rotten on the inside.

So just for reference,
I’m not a nice person.